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Yes Demotivational Poster

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L

WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."

TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!

SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm



TAGS: sir yes sir
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 11:15 am
20 below zero... must be springtime.. TAB FTW
Jmac0585 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
With all due respect sir, how do you think I got here?
Doog - April 1, 2010, 2:06 pm
..and the commander said, "Keflavik Naval Air Station"
frixxxx - April 1, 2010, 1:43 pm
Love it - 5L From a fellow airman.
pieman - April 1, 2010, 1:16 pm
Oh if only I could have had that conversation with somenoe when I was cleaning out the inside of the **** tanks. 5L


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.

PRIORITIES - While you were reading the above 20 kids died from malnutrition in Africa

TAGS: yes you
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
Incidentally, being a janitor once and cleaning both men's and women's restrooms, I've noticed that women use the "under" and men use the "over." but is it something that needs to be debated? Not at all.
blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
So, what's your point.
NinjaWithCHeese - February 9, 2012, 7:19 am
good, they'd just take up the recourses we need to figure there burning questions out
gas - February 6, 2012, 12:49 pm
good one. we really live in a world where you may find entire debates around the most insignificant bull****
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:24 pm
Over. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!

RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


TAGS: jealousy eyes imagine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm


We were never quite sure -

Sometimes I just sits! -

TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am
I can relate to this'n.

TRANSFORMERS - They're watching you!

REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

TAGS: those eyes
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Ph**oshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


TAGS: eyes love obsession crazy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm


TAGS: yesterday dy2012 new day
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 25, 2012, 1:38 am
thanks RL.I already posted it
Reality Lord - April 24, 2012, 8:02 pm

amsome pic. please submit this to moti-twist

THE BACON COFFIN - Giving us all a taste for death.

HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.

TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by xXxMorouneyxXx

Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TAGS: einstien eyes
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.


POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.

EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..

TAGS: eyes soldier
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she┬┤s hurt? would make more sence imo

BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...

TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am

EYES - Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown.



TAGS: girl sanguine eyes lust distain
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

kay9kabang - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
yes, I noticed it 3 seconds after posting...
gas - November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
just seen this one... beautiful
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Dis stain right here? Spaghetti sauce.
corneredbadger - August 13, 2010, 10:47 am
im pretty sure you meant disdain instead of distain.


TAGS: spider eyes humor
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !

HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

TAGS: hypnotic dog smile blue eyes
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!

WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.

TAGS: naruto anime blue eyes
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these f***ing anime posters. f*** OFF!

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....

TAGS: big eyes o o
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by RAWR

jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.

AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?

TAGS: big eyes kitties
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Katirako

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...

SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


TAGS: muslim burqua eyes
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Neener

flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l

WINDOW - My open wounds made by yesterday don't seem to heal yet your light passes through them healing my heart that once was full of sorrow

TAGS: window light love wounds yesterday
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Froskas

RoseInBlack - August 27, 2011, 11:21 am
Amazing !

'ELLO - My name's Albert... I'm here for the interview.


TAGS: smile eyes disguise people rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by rerun

shmoe13 - December 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
keep yout children and family close


TAGS: shadow curtain eyes
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


TAGS: owley here gonna poke yo mama s eyes
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee

EYES - The Window To Our Soul... But Sadly... Opaque For The Dust Of The Life...

TAGS: eyes soul life
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

TailsDoll - July 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Thank you...I will try making more eyes Motifakes... I love eyes xD :D
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:34 am

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 11:30 pm
Good job 5/5

silent treatment -

TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army

MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW - The spices seem to be just a bit too far forward, so she has to reach forward and get them.

TAGS: yes giada yes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

crankyhead - August 16, 2010, 10:46 pm
Giada, the only person on the food network I can pay attention to for a full 30 minutes.

EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.


TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner

Gerard Way -

TAGS: life eyes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:25 am


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)

FINALLY - The story is being told!

TAGS: clash of the timmies mods logicdude yesi mthatlazywithph**oshop
Rating: 4.79/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 26, 2012, 1:52 pm
lol your comment actually reminded me I had made this.
calicat44 - September 26, 2012, 12:41 pm
lmao this sh!t is funny
Dangle - June 11, 2010, 8:16 am
lol very nice Coolio, you got my 5L. this one took some effort.
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:25 am
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:51 pm
Although I may have to take that last comment back now that I've seen your profile.
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:49 pm
Don't really see how timmies and mods banning them is an inside joke. But i respect your opinion.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:50 pm
Yet another inside joke "poster". Not funny. Nice graphics work though. If I was rating it based on all the artwork, I might give it 4 Chinese Fu Dogs.
angus90 - April 27, 2010, 1:53 am
CoolioIndeed - April 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thanks. I'm gonna be workin' on another real soon. Perhaps better than this one.
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:56 am
Classic - 5l's - well done
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Great job Coolio, 5Ls.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 4:17 pm
And Canada, if you don't really get the black empty spot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 Honestly, I could have made a poster out of the whole trailer, but I decided not to push it.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
sane? aggys b***hole? put down the Jameson Mooo! Okay, that last sentence is just ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:18 am
I can't trust you....you said the sane thing aboot Aggy's b***hole....
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:12 am
Good to hear. It tastes good either way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:05 am
I drink my Irish like a man....in a glass. that is all.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:02 am
Try 2 sh**s of Jameson, Ginger Ale+Lime/Lemon wedges, and we can be bestest friends foreverest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:46 am
Jamesons?.....hey, do you wanna be friends?
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 1:45 am
There's no such thing as AA at 22! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my bottle of Jameson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:37 am
Lots of funny...very little logic....Do I know you from my AA meetings?
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:55 am
There you go thinking too much, CANADA. ;)
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Dramatic black-screen pause.... it's brilliant! Just like any trailer using it as suspense.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:53 am
That's a good 'un. 5L
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:52 am
why is there an empty spot?

WOULD YOU SAY - We have a plethora of Ospreys?

TAGS: yes yes i would say that
Rating: 4.44/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:47 pm
7 is a plethora?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:02 pm
Ugh.... I'll bail them out... RS, I know that I, Aggy, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 12, 2010, 4:43 pm
Nice Three Amigos reference! lo 5L
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
A pod!
Hakiu - March 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Would they be called a flock or a gaggle?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:06 am
In layman's terms, a ****load and a half.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 10:37 am
Jefe, what is a plethora?

EYES - Angry Helicopter has them...and they are watching you!

TAGS: eyes hind helo arrrrrrrgh
Rating: 3.69/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
dang, you're right, I missed that. IF it can be deleted I'll fix that and resubmit.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
com tagged right hand corner

LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem

TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without *** just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm
h***ers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


BAD DAYS - Some are worse than others

TAGS: yes thats a bird caught in a car grille
Rating: 2.23/5

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MO - March 11, 2010, 7:50 am
Must be a Toyota....(I couldn't stop myself)
Sean - March 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Poor little guy. That'd ruin my day.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 11:54 pm
yes the bird had a bad day. person shouldn't care as long as it didn't damage anything

Hello -

TAGS: yes they accepted my application
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2013, 1:50 am
Shortcuts. . . that explains why Microsoft is crap. 5L btw.
CloudchaserS - July 5, 2013, 12:16 am
Liking this because that's exactly what us lazy people are like! That and at the same time, doing a good enough job to please whoever told us to do it!
curlyrocks - July 4, 2013, 8:39 pm
Ain't that the truth 5L.
Silverheart - July 4, 2013, 5:33 pm
They didn't hire me, said I was 'overqualifi5d'.


TAGS: plants wither die cacti eyes
Rating: 4.71/5

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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD

D E S I R E - Every time I close my eyes, I feel you with me.

TAGS: close my eyes with you
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - February 11, 2012, 6:48 pm

this would be great at motitwist
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:34 pm
Lol, ha ha ha... =P
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm
you misspl5lled 'inside' :)


TAGS: yes dear
Rating: 4.18/5

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MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 6:50 pm
Could keep even MORE words in ya guys kept your mouths shut too...teehee 5L ya poor married bugger.

MY ONE WISH - Is to have the ability to get that perfect thing for that special someone.

TAGS: cheesy yes so what sue me
Rating: 4.12/5

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MO - April 13, 2010, 7:37 am
You could give her bee's on Oct 31st. Then they'd be.... ***bIES!!! (I upped the cheese factor) Stole a line from my girl to....
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
that, is admirable!! good luck with that, you picked green, she wanted chartruese. 5L

MOTIFAKE - A site for sore eyes.

EYES - What has been seen, can not be unseen.

TAGS: eyes ballerina
Rating: 3.78/5

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Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
It burns!

BEAUTY - it's all in the eyes

TAGS: eyes beauty
Rating: 3.77/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:16 am
But there was an airbrush. Ph**oshop's older brother.
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 10:32 pm
You're kidding with that... right?
guyfox - March 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
it's from PLAYBOY not ph**oshopped
djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 8:41 pm
Yeah... especially fake, makeup ph**oshopped eyes! Oh you guys.... xx
guyfox - August 24, 2010, 10:01 pm
in all serious.........I believe it lies in the eyes
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree, but we use eyes as a code word for ***bs.

ACTUALLY - Yes I would

TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

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Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.

COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes suplex
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am

SMEAGOL - Challenged you to a stareing contest. can you win the prize money without blinking?


YES CHARLIE, - This is a woman, not a drag queen.

TAGS: yes woman dragqueen charlie
Rating: 2.83/5

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mariand - May 29, 2012, 8:02 pm
now, that woman is a very realistic imitation...hehehe
Gamedoc - May 29, 2012, 6:22 pm
How do you tell again? It looks like she mugged a Kibuki Dancer, and stole his makeup.




TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.

EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...

TAGS: afghanwoman green eyes
Rating: 1.29/5
aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent ph**o of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am
ooooh this picture :o i love this ph**o...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Pretty face overall.


TAGS: missed it yesterday
Rating: 4.57/5

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spacedog - May 13, 2010, 9:33 pm
Awesome Haar, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 12:22 pm

LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE - For instance : 'Do my bum look big in this ?' will read 'Do you want to sleep on the couch ?'

WHEN A WOMAN IS TALKING TO YOU - listen to what she says with her eyes

TAGS: eyes
Rating: 4.09/5

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TAGS: yes sir that is what your are
Rating: 3.75/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:12 pm
You have it right. You're is "You are". Your shows possession. In this case, you possess your own mind, therefore being the correct word. I may be failing my classes, but I'm still an English Major. XD
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:13 pm
Grammar Nazi myself; your should be you're...dammit, too many beers
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:09 pm
Thanks rerun
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:41 pm

I forgot to mention that I love this poster....
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 8:34 pm
LMFAO rerun!!!
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:33 pm

he will start as a potato, then become a poop


TAGS: remember today yesterday tomorrow
Rating: 3.52/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:58 pm
At midnight, tomorrow is today which use is now yesterday. Your argument is flawed. At least in my happy little world it is, lol. 5L and amazing picture. You make it or get it from somewhere Ron?
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
i actually understand that
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:55 pm
That's really profound, Ron. 5/5
RON - October 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
MR. SpaceDog...thx for this...but not needed...everyone here has opinions on posters...good, bad etc., but with comment now you just showing being a stand-up man with good character. Now get back to work.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:45 am
I owe you a huge apology for that rude and inaccurate comment Ron. I had no clue how much thought and effort it took to make a poster this good, and you've made over a thousand. I truely apologize.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 1:25 am
My drugs must be waaaay better than yours - this rocks
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:36 pm
im baked n this still sucks


TAGS: anime eyes
Rating: 3.29/5

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TAGS: yes its lame but they cant all be winners
Rating: 3.08/5

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Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:10 pm
Well put, Claire.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
I think the idea of the van is to ensure people DON'T laugh. So I would a**ume no, because I definitely lol'd.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 9:06 pm

is this posted inside the van?

SOLID SNAKE EYES - doesn't need a cardboard box

YES!!! - A late inconsequential field goal apparently covered the spread.

TAGS: yes
Rating: 2.7/5

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TAGS: woody hayes teacher coach and friend may he rest in peace
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 6:56 am
FACTS MR. GUEST: Ohio State is one of the preeminent college football programs in the country, winning seven national championships and 33 Big Ten titles
GUEST - August 31, 2009, 10:35 pm
todd snyder - August 30, 2009, 9:14 pm
Columbus, Ohio - a slum built around a football stadium.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:29 pm
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:28 pm
Well gentlemen...Off to the church of the barley pop to see some friends...L8TR
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:57 pm
Plus Papa Bone played for Notre Dame so our home was all about College football when I was a kid.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:44 pm
I love the game when it's played for the love of the game! I love the fact that anyone can win on any day. I love the pageantry and the tailgates. And I love the rivalry!

THE ADMINS - will totally unapprove this